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One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.”

“You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it, otherwise I won’t know where to get off.”
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wat do u get if u cross michael jackson with arnold schwarzenegger????

micheal wasennegger
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Michael Jackson and Debbie were in the maternity ward just after Debbie gave birth to their first child. Michael asked her “How long do you think it will be before we can have sex?” Debbie replied, “Jeez Michael, give it a chance to walk first!”
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks!

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and the greyhounds in a greyhound race?
The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out!

What do the NY Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?
They all wear one glove for no apparent reason!

What’s soft, brown, and in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson’s hand!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Michael Was-a-nigga!

Popular toy: Tickle-Me-Elmo
Unpopular toy: Fondle-Me-Jacko

What’s Michael Jackson’s next movie going to be called?
Honey, I Blew the Kid

Who is the greatest man ever?
Michael Jackson, because he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana, and grew up to become a rich, white woman in Europe!
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