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One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognizing the famous scientist, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.”

“You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it, otherwise I won’t know where to get off.”
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Question : What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
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Answer   : Walks home.
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At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up “That’s been done before, we’re going to go to Mars”. The Blondes speak up “That’s nothing, we’re going to be the first people to go to the Sun”. One of the reporters says “Don’t you idiots know that you’ll burn up?” The Blondes say “NO WE WON’T; WE’RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!”
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One night in Alabama two blondes were looking at the sky. The first blond asks, ” Do you think it would be farther to travel to the moon or to Florida?”

The second blonde got all excited and says, “”DUHH! That’s easy!!! Can you see Florida???”
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3 blondes walk into a bar one day and they are all chanting 51 days 51 days 51 days. They sit at a table of 10. A few minutes later another 3 blondes walk and they are also chanting 51 days 51 days 51 days. They sit at the table with the other 3 blondes. A few minutes later 3 more blondes walk in and they are also chanting 51 days 51 day 51 days. They sit at the table with the other blondes. Then 1 more blonde walks into the bar with a puzzle that is already done and she is chanting 51 days 51 days 51 days, she sits at the table with the other 9 blondes. now the bartender not wanting to be rude but was very curious at why they were chanting 51 days so he went up to the table and asked why do u keep repeating 51 days and one blonde gets up and answers “well we wanted to prove that blondes weren’t stupid so we got together and did this puzzle. We completed the puzzle in 51 days and the box says 2 - 4 years!
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1. y do blondes drive bmw’s?
they cant spelll porsche

2. how do u know when blondes have been using a dishwasher?
the drain’s clogged with papper plates

3.y do blondes take pills?
to find out wat day it is

4. wat do u call a blonde with half a brain?
gifted

5. wats the best part of marrying a blonde?
u can park in the handicapped space

6.wat did the blonde say when she was pregnant?
i hope its not mine
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